Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Movie of the Month: The Hangover




Video Description: The official international trailer for the new comedy film, the Hangover. Set in Las Vegas centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures,then must retrace their steps in order to find him.

Allen and Leslie Chao make the whole Movie. LMAO
Sid (Jeffrey Tambor): "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."

Stu: "Am I missing a tooth?"

Phil: "Whose baby is that?"
Alan (Zach Galifianakis): "Check its collar or something."

Stu: "We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom."

Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

Tracy (Sasha Barrese): "We're getting married in five hours."
Phil: "Yeah ... that's not gonna happen."

Stu: "Why can't we remember a godd*** thing from last night?"
Phil: "Because we obviously had a great f***ing time."

Stu: "Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart."
Alan: "I think he's mean."

Dr. Valsh (Matt Walsh): "It's on the corner of 'get a map' and 'f*** off.'"

Alan: "Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."

Alan: "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon."

PAGING DR. FAGGOT.

Alan: You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?
Hotel Desk Clerk: No.
Alan: Didn't think so.

Male Officer: Handsome your next (Talking about Phil)

Alan: (walks forward)

Male Officer: Not you fat Jesus

counting cards isn't illegal, it's just frowned upon.. like masturbating on an airplane

Doctor: Rufees. Commonly known as the date rape drug.

Alan: What...what are you saying I was ..raped last night?

Doctor: Actually, ...I don't think so.

RAINman took over a casino and he was a ratard.

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